ha! this is funny.!

No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall,No one is afraid to play, they are afraid to lose, no one is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in it, no one is afraid to say "I love you", they are afraid of the response.

the difference between friends and best friends..

firends: brb need the loo :L:$

bestfriends: 1 sec, need a shit.

No matter how stunning your find your gf, or how perfect she is to you, she always finds a fault with her self, a fault you could never see....

bobby: heeey

billy:heeey!

billy is now offline.

billy is now online.

bobby: hey you went offline

billy: no i didn't?

billy is now offline.

bobby: heey (send as a message)

Your chat message wasn't sent because billy is offline.

billy is online.

i HATE facebook chat.

*Your about to get arrested* 

Cop: Your in a lot of trouble! 

You: wait. wait! WAIT. 

Cop: WHAT!? 

You: Can I update my status to "chilling in jail?"

If you fall in love with 2 people, pick the second person. Because if you were really in love with the first person, you wouldn't have fallen for the second ♥