:)

女：在不？
男：我无处不在！
女：晕哦……
男：来，往我怀里晕，Com on baby !
女：呵呵…你叫什麽？
男：我没叫啊，你又没非礼我？
女：我是问你姓名。
男：噢耶～我复姓南宫叫鹏友，简称南鹏友！
女：呵呵，朋友…
男：是的，请叫我全名男朋友OK？
女：少来了，又占我便宜…
男：你又不是市场里的菜，我占你便宜作甚？
女：你……
男：噢，扫泪！其实刚那是我艺名啦，我姓倪，叫劳恭，你哩？
女：额……我叫小薇！
男：原来是你！
女：你认识我？
男：嗯，我天天都哼着你！
女：怎麽哼？
男：小薇啊，你可知道我多爱你…
女：呵呵，你真幽默！
男：大家都那麽说！
女：你真不谦虚。
男：错！是我不虚伪！
女：你好自恋！
男：错！我是自信！
女：我服了你…
男：我60公斤在，你服的进去麽？
女：……（郁闷中）你多大？
男：没法形容，很魁梧！
女：我是问你年龄？
男：二二得四，四四十六，十六加八减去四得多少？
女：二十… 男：回答正确，可惜没奖…你呐？
女：呵呵，我十八了。
男：十八真好！
女：何以见得？
男：都说十八十八一朵花哈！
女：那又怎麽样？
男：我斗胆想摘你，如何？
女：我是带刺的玫瑰，你不怕？
男：pa字我打不出来。
女（转移话题）：你是哪儿的？
男：中原
。女：额…中原哪里？
男：惭愧，在下四海为家居无定所！
女：真的假的？
男：凭你的智慧我哄得了你不？
女：说的也是…但你不想有个真正的家麽？
男：何尝不想，只是…
女：只是什麽？
男：只是没有女孩愿与我比翼**。
女：去找个呗！
男：现今社会现实不堪真爱难寻，谈何容易？
女：喂，别那麽扫兴啊，会有的！
男：会麽？我好孤单，不知何时才能摆脱？
女：我现在跟你聊天你还孤单？
男：不，感觉良好，可惜只是一时…
女：你不是怕字打不出来么？
男（恍然过来）：对喔，我要摘你这带刺的玫瑰。
女：我已收了刺，摘我回家别让我枯萎你可做得到？
男：有两首歌是我对你的承诺…
女：哪两首？
男：《小薇》与《护花使者》。
女：真的？
男：的确是，此心天地可鉴日月可表！
女：嗯，男朋友！
男：呵呵，叫我劳恭比较好！
女：嗯…老公！
男：嘘…老婆别说了，有人在看我们对话呢！

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is such a "LONG" time since my previous post. sry man. i just dunno why i lost my interested in blogging. :(


If u love someone, be brave enough to tell them... Otherwise be brave enough to watch them to be loved by someone else.


Having a real great thought today... feel to share with my nations. :)


why do boys like to look at pretty girls..? the will look at it. look. turn his head.. look and look and look why? because we are boys. LOL


I know it is kinda lame but the TRUE FACT comes now. why when we look at the girl that we love.. we only look once?


wondering...? why...?


because.... 


when i look at her... i don't turn my head away like i did on others girl.. i am afraid of when i am look away... in that sec... she is gone... i don't want her to leave my side. thats why. :)


Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people... when one lets go, it will hurt the one still holding on. :(


am i holding on the band alone.....?

Untitled

Words don’t have power to hurt you, unless… the person who said it means a lot to you.

me : do you know why a man’s hand must be rough, not smooth?

her : hmm, i dont know. why?

-hold her hands-

me : it is so that the man can hold his girl’s hand. it will not slip.

-tries to shake loose but failed-

me : this only shows that it is hard to seperate us

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Looking at the window,
Emptying my thoughts
As i stare at the clear night sky
Full of stars as the moon shines
Reminding me of you 

How i wish you could be
Just right beside me
Cause you give me warmth and strength
In a day as cold as the winter’s length

As i stare at the uncirtainty
knowing chances of getting you are thin
I know, but i know that i must try
nomatter how hard it takes
there will still always be a small percentage
that you will accept me

__________________________________

When i get angry with you,
I still have a want to get back to you.

When i got hurt by you,
I still have a want to stand up and walk by you

I got up day by day
putting on a smile on my face
like nothing is wrong
Taking all the blame and saying sorry in your place for your doings
for your works that hurt me so much and make me want to go away
But i just cant
cant run away
for the fact that

I love you…..

10个秘密/10 Hidden Keys on Facebook

10个秘密

10 Hidden Keys on Facebook

alt + 1 = home

alt + 2 = profile

alt + 3 = request

alt + 4 = Message

alt + 5 = notice

alt + 6 = edit accounts

alt + 7 = privacy settings

alt + 8 = Fan facebook

alt + 9 = statement of rights and responsibilities

alt + 0 = center help

*Only works on google chrome~只用于用google chrome上facebook的用户者 :)

漂亮的让人落泪的歌词 - 周杰伦

1．最美的不是下雨天，是曾与你躲过雨的屋檐。——《不能说的秘密》

2．也许时间是一种解药，也是我现在所服下的毒药。——《彩虹》

3．我一路向北，离开有你的季节，你说你好累，已无法再爱上谁。风在山路吹，过往的画面全都是我不对，细数惭愧，我伤你几回——《一路向北》

4．翻着我们的照片，想念若隐若现，去年的冬天，我们笑得很甜。——《借口》

5．转身离开，分手说不出来，海鸟跟鱼相爱，只是一场意外。——《珊瑚海》

6．思绪不断阻挡着回忆播放，盲目的追寻仍然空空荡荡，灰蒙蒙的夜晚睡意又不知躲到哪去，一转身孤单已躺在身旁。——《回到过去》

7．听妈妈的话别让她受伤，想快快长大才能保护她，美丽的白发幸福总发芽，天使的魔法温暖中慈祥。——《听妈妈的话》

8．我会发着呆然后忘记你，接着紧紧闭上眼，想着那一天会有人代替，让我不再想念你。---《轨迹》

9．风筝在阴天搁浅，想念还在等待救援，我拉着线复习你给的温柔。——《搁浅》

10．雨下整夜我的爱溢出就像雨水，窗台蝴蝶像诗里纷飞的美丽章节.我接着写把永远爱你写进诗的结尾，你是我唯一想要的了解。——《七里香》

11．为你弹奏萧邦的夜曲，纪念我死去的爱情，而我为你隐姓埋名，在月光下弹琴--《夜曲》

12．缓缓飘落的枫叶像思念为何挽回要赶在冬天来之前爱你穿越时间两行来自秋末的眼泪让爱渗透了地面我要的只是你在我身边---《枫》

13．我用漂亮的押韵，形容被掠夺一空的爱情；我用凄美的字型，描绘后悔莫及的那爱情---《夜曲》

14．看着那白色的蜻蜓在空中忘了前进还能不能重新编织脑海中起毛球的记忆---《黑色毛衣》

15．希望他是真的比我还要爱你，我才会逼自己离开。我真的没有天份安静的没这么快，我会学着放弃你是因为我太爱你。——《安静》

16．我知道你我都没有错，只是忘了怎么退后，信誓旦旦给的承诺，全被时间扑了空

我知道我们都没有错，只是放手会比较好过，最美的爱情回忆里待续。——《退后》

17．祭司神殿征战弓箭是谁的从前，喜欢在人潮中你只属於我的那画面，经过苏美女神身边，我以女神之名许愿，思念像底格里斯河般的漫延，当古文明只剩下难解的语言，传说就成了永垂不朽的诗篇。——《爱在西元前》

18．你的回话凌乱着在这个时刻我想起喷泉旁的白鸽甜蜜散落了怎么了你累了说好的幸福呢我懂了不说了爱淡了梦远了---《说好的幸福呢》

19．断了的弦再怎么连，我的感觉你已听不见，你的转变像断掉的弦，再怎么接音都不对，你的改变我能够分辨。——《断了的弦》

20.能不能给我一首歌的时间紧紧的把那拥抱变成永远---《给我一首歌的时间》

21.乘着风游荡在蓝天边，一片云掉落在我面前，捏成你的形状，随风跟着我，一口一口吃掉忧愁。——《星晴》

22.我陪你走到最后能不能别想太多会不会手牵着手晚一点再到尽头你说不该再相见只为了瞬间谢谢你让我听见因为我在等待永远---《白色风车》

23.而我已经分不清你是友情还是错过的爱情---《蒲公英的约定》

24.天灰灰会不会让我忘了你是谁累不累睡不睡单影无人相依偎夜越黑梦违背有谁肯安慰我的世界将被摧毁也许颓废也是另一种美----《世界末日》

25.心里的雨倾盆的下也沾不湿她的发---《心雨》

26.我想就这样牵着你的手不放开，爱能不能够简简单单没有伤害。---《简单爱》

27.知道分手后你不难过你比从前快乐那祝福的话叫我如何能够说的出口过往的欢乐是否褪色想问你怎么舍得不要在耳边再说你会想我---《你比从前快乐》

28.我送你离开千里之外你无声黑白，沉默年代或许不该太遥远的相爱；我送你离开天涯之外你是否还在，琴声何来生死难猜用一生去等待。——《千里之外》

has been waiting for 3 years.. finally our 1st.. can i count it as a date? ha :)

Me without you is like a geek without glasses, a shoe without laces, thunder without lightning, a shoe without a foot, or asentencewithoutspaces. <3 

yesterday morning. waking up on 10am have my breakfast on 10.30am. and preparing myself and waiting for my mom.. go to change my brace :) unfortunately there is quite number of people there.. i have to wait for about 16 ppl. so... me and my mom decided to go to have a meal... that time was around 12.15pm :) 

after the meal.. we go to Billion nearby and find some discount product hair shampoo, lol :D

after that we go back wait for my turn.......... my name to be call.... wait... wait... wait..... so much of waiting................. until then... Xxx .. yea thats my name.. walk inside..... change my brace. done! :) (is around 2.30pm that time) go back home to prepare food for my lovely grandma :) <3

and 3pm... is time for my hair cut. i had book before that earlier...  :) after that.... i just dunno why... i think of her.. and try to date her... she is okay with it :D 

so we going for a movie.... but she want to bring 1 of her friend along... i am okay with it. somehow this is our 1st date.. i don't want to ruin it :) and as i promise.. i perform some of my magic to her.. she is so cute.. i love the way she react. :) 

i taught her the 1st magic card trick that i learn when i 1st start in magic.. she is a quick learner :) 

when to movie is playing.... i just wish that i could turning my head around and looking at her until the movie end. she is so damn distracting <3.. 

i bet this is the best day of 2011 in my life.. we share :) we play... we talk.. we touch.. we feel. LOVE! :) the memorable moment when she force me to eat popcorn and drink.. coke. lol :)

after that we going for a hang out in mcd. ordering a fries.. and 1 milo. she taste my drink and.... ew... MILO?! i drink this every morning... hah! her expression was so lovely.! ha! rain pouring down quite heavy.. but she want go for a ride... there is no umbrella around.. she told me... we just ran into the car... *don't care about the rain* but i don't let her doing that.. because i don't want her to fall sick. so i persist to ran to the car alone.. she just have to wait for me to drive the car to her... 

we had a ride to lumut. :) A nonsense conversation makes sense when you're talking with someone special :) she is still afraid of Gxxx. when her friend is saying something about O.O she use both of her hand to cover her ears.. i have to find ways to conform her from that. ha! :)

after while her phone ring........ her parents called. she has to go home ... so................. hahahaaa *on the way i send her home we take a lots of picca :)* she keep on saying that she is fat. for me she is really thin. she has to eat lot. so that  it will feel nicer when i hug her, lol :D

some of the part has been X. ha! :)

she is hwattt right? <3 :)

数学不好的8个好处

数学不好的8个好处：幽默天真抗挫折能力强

　　1.数学不好的人都比较爱笑，因为没有数学就没有烦恼。

　　2.数学不好的人都比较天真烂漫，比较感性。

　　3.数学不好的人都比较幽默，生活充满乐趣，感情和想象力都比较丰富。

4.数学不好的人都比较直爽，实在，不会拐弯抹角。

5.数学不好的人通常长得比较好看。

6.数学不好的人抗挫折能力都比较强。

　　7.数学不好的人比较喜欢付出，不求回报，因为他们不会用数学方法去计 算今天的付出会不会给日后带来较大的收益。

8.数学不好的人对于数字不敏感，不会斤斤计较。