YO'MAMA IS SO FAT!

Yo' mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's stil printing 

Yo' mama is so fat when she goes on the weight it says to be continiued

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can put the traffic on hold by saying cheese....

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her! :D

 yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide

yo mama so old on her birth certificate it says expired

Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field

Yo mama so fat she uses 2 watches coz shes on 2 timezone.

Yo momma is so fat that in school she sits next to everybody.

yo mama so fat, when she goes bungie jumping she goes straight to hell

Yo mama so dumb she sleeps beside a ruler to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat that she needs a GPS to find her asshole

Yo' Mama is so fat.. that when she goes out with a yellow dress on.. Everyone Yells "TAXI".. 

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it became an ipad

yo' mama so stupid she puts lipstick in her brain to make up her mind!

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a hamburger it became a friggin pizza

Yo mama's so poor, when I walked through her front door, I was in her backyard.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light", He told your mom to move out of the way.

yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the mirror it says viewer's description adviced

Yo' mama is so poor She can't afford to pay attention

yo mama so dumb she walked out when the teacher said shes outstanding.

yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Mayonnaise

yo moma so fat, mild earthquakes are felt whenever she skips rope

Yo mama so dumb she failed a bloodtest

yo mamas is so fat, she doesn't even fit in the chat room

Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

yo momma so fat she passed by in front of me last year , and im still waiting for her ass to get out of the way 

Yo mama so old when she went to school there were no history class

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